Why Does My Dog Stare at Me While Pooping?

Let’s be honest: if you’re here, you’ve probably locked eyes with your dog… while they were in the middle of doing their business.
Awkward? Yes.
Funny? Absolutely.
But weird? Not at all.

1. 🛡️ It’s All About Trust

Dogs are incredibly vulnerable when they poop. They can’t run, they’re in an exposed position, and they rely on you — their human guardian — to watch their back.

That intense stare? It’s their way of saying:

“Hey buddy, you got me, right?”

You’re not just a poop companion. You’re their bodyguard, their superhero… at least for the next 20 seconds.

2. 🐾 A Leftover from Training Days

If you trained your dog with praise or treats during potty breaks, your pup might still be expecting something. A reward. A “Good boy!”. A snack. Maybe even a standing ovation.

They look at you like:

“I’m doing it. This is it. Where’s the treat?”

And if you haven’t rewarded them for years? They don’t care. Dogs are eternal optimists.

3. 👁️ The Gaze That Says “I Love You”

Okay, let’s not get too mushy… but have you ever noticed your dog stares into your soul not just when they poop, but all the time?

It’s the oxytocin. Scientists say that when dogs lock eyes with us, they release this “love hormone” — and so do we!

So yeah, your dog might be mid-poop… but that doesn’t stop the emotional connection.

🐶 Real Life Story: “The Bush Situation”

Sarah from Brooklyn shared:

“My pug, Louie, will not poop unless I’m making eye contact. If I look away, he stops. He once hid behind a bush and peeked through it just to maintain eye contact. It was like a tiny, wrinkled sniper.”

4. 🧐 They’re Monitoring You Too

Some dogs aren’t just looking for protection — they’re offering it. Ever had a dog poop while looking behind them the entire time?

They’re not just watching for predators. They’re watching you. Because clearly, the most dangerous moment for the household is when they’re squatting.

It’s a two-way street of protection.

💩 Another Hilarious Moment: “The Shoulder Check”

Marco, a golden retriever owner in Florence, said:

“My dog does this full-on over-the-shoulder stare while pooping — like he’s checking to see if I’m still alive back there. I feel judged.”

5. 😳 Is It Ever Something to Worry About?

In general, no. Staring while pooping is totally normal. But if your dog seems anxious, paces a lot, or avoids going when you’re not around, they might have some separation anxiety or insecurity.

In rare cases, excessive staring can mean discomfort or confusion. Always check with your vet if something seems off.

✅ Tips for You, the Human

• Don’t freak out. It’s instinctual and loving — even if it feels weird.
• Stay calm and relaxed. Your energy helps them feel safe.
• Reward the good behavior with gentle praise after they’re done.
• Capture the moment? Only if your dog is okay with it. (We won’t judge you if you’ve got a poop selfie…)

🤔 So… Should I Stare Back?

You totally can. But maybe soften the gaze. A warm, approving nod is usually enough.
Just don’t break into applause… unless your dog expects it. (Some do.)

If this made you smile, share it with a fellow dog parent who’s been there.
And remember: behind every dog’s poop stare… is a loyal heart.